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 Post subject: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:11 am 
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"Because my mother breastfed me until I was 9 and it's having some serious psychological effects on me."
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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:17 pm 
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I think his name was Myrkul, and he's already dead.



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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:34 pm 
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I'll just point out to all of you that you can learn from his mistake. This was the result of poor potion utilization.



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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:04 am 
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Potions cost money. I don't think Arneson had the same money problem that we do. He probably had a place where he could sell a pile of matched gems.



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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:56 am 
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Perhaps you should have come together with a bunch of other adventurers to form a sort of network. You can hire some people so they can negotiate deals to get you better prices on potions, but only, of course, if you buy from temples approved by that network. I bet you could save a bundle.



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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:57 am 
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Do we get little cards to carry in our wallets.....errr, belt pouches?



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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:42 am 
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How about those nifty little key loop cards... You know, so a mage wouldn't be over burdened?



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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:47 pm 
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The Yeti wrote:
How about those nifty little key loop cards... You know, so a mage wouldn't be over burdened?

Good call. We wouldn't want him getting too exhausted or he might be too tired to come up with ways of breaking the system.


I think it's safe to assume his health is going to bump up your group premiums. That and the sally rogue who bumps his head and swoons.



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 Post subject: Re: Another D&D great fails his Fort save
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:19 pm 
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Zem wrote:
I think it's safe to assume his health is going to bump up your group premiums. That and the sally rogue who bumps his head and swoons.

A Periapt of Constitution +6 should solve that quite nicely. I'll go see if some kobolds are hoarding one.



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