You of all people should appreciate a freshly pressed uniform, even if it is for softball.

I can probibly get there by 6:00 or maybe a little later. I'll just come straight from work and you can bring me up to speed when I get there.

What about Monday the 31st? I don't know if we are open or not, But thought I'd throw it out there...

I suppose I could make that work....although we'd have to start early and end early, as I'd need to be home around 10pm.

Then no, that's not really going to work.

So what about Monday the 31st? I am pretty sure we are closed...

Or heck, what about the 30th. That would basically be like a Saturday...

You guys can work it out. I'm fine with that Sunday.

I wouldn't mind the 30th.

I suspect that Yeti's weekend soccer tournament will include Sunday.

Women ruin everything.

I thought we were doing the 22nd...

Anyway, the long weekend is out for me. There is a good chance that I will be at the fields past 6pm each evening.

I think it's the 22nd, or it's July. I recommend not waiting until July. We'll go slowly in the beginning, Jon. You won't miss much.

I certainly do not want to wait for July. That would be "boo" to the biggest boob degree.

Jon, would your boss allow for a couple of hours off to leave early or would the place blow up without you?

I doubt that I could get out early, as I will be the only one there on Saturday, but I'll see what I can do.

You guys can bring me up to speed when I get there though I am sure.

I'll be picking up another handle of Bulleit bourbon (or something similar) on my way down this weekend. Any other requests?

Okay, I talked to my boss, and if it is slow, I can duck out at 4:00 or so. Let's hope it's dead Saturday.

As I told Mark, I'll be out this Saturday. Pretty lame, sorry.

It's more than pretty lame. It's like... gorgeously lame. I go through all this effort to set up your encounter with your long lost brother and you miss it. Well, that's ok. I have a feeling Eron is going to get lucky. And very sore. And possibly dead.

Scan your character sheet and send it over or something.

I vote you make the halfling thing take all night!

Fun fact: If you bash a halfling open, they are filled with MAGICAL LOOT. One out of every 30 contains a pristine Cloak of Displacement! Trip away!

While PAR and Jon C are my heroes right now, you sir, are not.

I know it isn't impossible, but to trip a halfling is sort of like... well, I haven't tried to bash any iron reinforced doors with the chain lately.

The epicness of the failure is astounding.

Speaking of failure, I think you'll have a fun night playing a rogue with a varying alignment and a gay wizard. I'm sure someone is getting stabbed in the back, but the only question is "With what?"

Nice. I'll watch some musicals and some Judy Garland movies before showing up to get in the mood to play the wizard.

Due to the misfortune to one of the people our little wizard was going to accompany instead of playing with us, it seems he will revert to the original gaming plan.

I still hope someone gets stabbed in the back.

You have been working too much, the above reads like a government/military memo.

Allow me to assure you:

The rainbow cloak will be in da hizzy.

This means, da hizzy will test POSITIVE for rainbow cloak.


Assuming you have a hizzy testing device, which can be unwieldy.

It is almost Wednesday, and we have no recap of said "hizzy" being in the house...

BY THE GODS OF PEEN and TINY VESSELS! This can only mean the EPM rate is on the rise!

Sunday was a nice day. I got my hair cut off to make you happy. Then I applied for a job. Yesterday was the 2 hour season finale of Chuck.

Speaking of gaming times.... I suspect this is going to be tough.

June 12
June 19
June 26
July 3
July 10

Please let me know who can make what. If anyone responds without answering all the dates, even if someone else has ruled one out, you're going to hear a lot of "Make a Fortitude save DC 28 or die."

June 12th!!! See you all at zemmy's around 2pm! Be there or be a not so awesome person!

June 26th will also work.

Lets make July 10th another session!

Right now, all of those dates work for me. Although the 3rd might be tough, being a long weekend for the holiday. I think the wife might've mentioned something about camping. Not sure about that. She makes plans waaaaaaaaaaaay too far in advance.

Who are the new players? We might need about... oh, three more to really make this work.