What are the chances that we're getting a summary of Session 1 before our next session?

Apparently we can blame Blizzard.

Yeah, unfortunately they stopped bottling my favorite type of disdain.

It will make for an interesting Sunday of travel, but I am in for the 21st.

Yay!

So what time this Saturdyay? And who's turn is it to buy zee Kraken and Evan's?

And what aboot all of the fish?

Are we out of both Kraken and Evan's? Booo on the bad timing.

I could be wrong, but it might be time for John to pick up a bottle of Evan's. If he throws a tantrum, I could be persuaded to make a trip to Daveco.

Tell me where to get said drink. I'll be in town Friday night, so I should have more time before game to schleb around and buy stuff.

How does 3:30 PM sound?

That's post-meridian.

Post.

It can only be purchased from a small wooden shack called "Jeb's Fire Brigade and Bunkhouse" that's about 20 miles west of Grand Junction.

Or, you know, a liquor store. I don't know any big ones in your part of the hemisphere.

Yes, as Zem said, any liquor store will carry it. It'll be in the whiskey/bourbon section, in a black bottle that looks suspiciously like Jack Daniel's, but will be half the cost. Be sure to get the big'un (1.75L).

You can try one of the larger discount stores to get it cheaper (Daveco/Tipsy's/Applejack), but I don't think any of those are near you. Applejack is very close to Mike's house, if you want to leave a little early and swing by there.

So might I suggest that we figure out dinner? Perhapse something we can make at Mikes?

I'm going to suggest Manwhich because it is delicious.

I'm always down for sloppy joes!

dibs notpizza

I'm not going to lie, gents. I did not know that people actually ate sloppy joes in a non-child's cafeteria setting. That said... I'm willing to try new things.

So long as you're willing to deal with the wafts of stench that will emanate from my direction (nothing new about that, though).

We are familiar with your IRL familiarity with stinking cloud. The big challenge is not selecting the food items that result in it being cloudkill.

I can't imagine not having a meal once every few months that consists of sloppy joes and tater tots. Load up one side of the bun with butter, slather on some sloppy joe, repeat x3 or x4 until overstuffed. Holy jeebus, you've been missing out.

I didn't realize the trailer park had so many of life's treasures.


To be fair, the first hour of my cloudkills are usually odorless... but then we start moving into the fresher stuff.

Fine with me.

Zemmy, don't forget the table stand thingies! I need a place for my beer.

We all know that the place for your beer is firmly between the neurons that add Base Attack Bonus and Strength Modifier.

Shouldn't you be Googling places to buy Evan Williams and Kraken?

Yeah, I thought so too! GET TO WORK!

THERE'S AN AOE TRIPFEST IN YOUR MOUTH AND EVERYBODY IS COMING

Okay, Manwhich it is. I'll bring the fixins and buns. PAR, if you want tots, bring them.

June 4th and June 11th were discussed as possible dates. Have your social secretaries check these dates, please. My guess is it will be mid to late July before we can play again.

I can do either the 4th or the 11th.

If it's truly late July before we play again, I'm stabbing a puppy. Multiple puppies. That were already born blind.

Well, one guy is making a food-to-shit converter in his garage and the functional completion date is early July. The designated operator will probably need some assistance during startup.

And a couple other guys have built a death trap and plan on competing against other death traps to see who can survive the longest.

I'm having trouble seeing how those schedule and coordination failures have anything to do with my desire to game in June.

Actually, it's all a ruse. The truth is we're all entering various bowling tournaments.

Funny.

Although, I have one of those a year, which ruins exactly one weekend. I have a feeling we'll need full use of all normal human digits to count how many weekends you weekend-ruiners will ruin.

Sum(number of times Lemons has ruined gaming)+Sum(number of times Jay's poor decision making skills regarding reproduction has ruined gaming) < Sum(number of times PAR's ball-fingering has ruined gaming)

Don't even get me started on "Sorry, we just had to go to Hawaii/Mexico!"