Any of those dates work great for me.

I kind of wanted to go play golf while Mark was gone so that I could give him some shit.

Yes, that was gay. I'm in St Louis.

Hopefully Baldilocks will check in from Miami soon.

22nd should work for me, but one of these weeks is Progeny.

Luuuuuucy.....you got some splainin to do.

I am so excited that we get to game this month YAY!

I realized I need to add a few mini chapters. I was getting ready for the final run, but I realized that you aren't high enough level to survive. Although, to be fair, that doesn't bother me as much as you might think it does. If you lose, that's ok, but at this point it will be over so quickly that you won't like me anymore.

It's a good thing no characters want to buy anything during their relaxing time as lords of Shou Lung.

Goddammit. I *will* be buying things. I just need time to browse d20srd.org or some such place.

I don't know how you guys don't have a DMG with you at all times.

I always have one on me, but it is in glass and says "Break in case of emergency".

Is this an emergency? I can never tell.

I think everything for you is an emergency now.

As most of you know, my wife lost her grandfather this week. The funeral will be Saturday afternoon. I doubt I will make it this session. I will be sure to get the character sheets to Sweets and thanks for for understanding.

Frackety frack.

Well, I hope you decide to come by later. I know you won't because I've met you before, but I'm still hoping.

Sweetcheeks, we're going to need to split Jay's ration of whiskey. Bring yer drinkin' pants.

Maybe we can start off the evening by watching Gamers: Dorkness Rising, which is sitting next to my TV.

Good thing Haila and I didn't Instant Watch that on Netflix.

We don't have to. I just noticed I made an early start time and no one shows up on time anyway.

That said, unless it was added in the last two weeks, it's not on Instant Watch. "The Gamers" is, but not "The Gamers: Dorkness Rising."

Hmmm, I thought I saw Dorkness Rising, but maybe not. In any case, I'd be all for watching it.

Jay, have a safe trip. You will be missed. And I promis we won't let you run around with 1 hp for too long.

My drinking pants are at the cleaners after the "incident". All I have are my drinking knickers, pantaloons, or mumu. Hmmmmm decisions, decisions.

I'd suggest a dashing combination of the knickers and pantaloons.

Progeny is a company out in Virginia. I was there last week, for instance, and most of the week before that.

Gamers has an ogre in it, and the guy who plays the barbarian who is only there briefly, and covers one session. Gamers 2 (Dorkness rising) has the bard jokes, and spends more time with the characters out of session.

I've only seen each one like 5 times before my copies were lost / stolen, so I'm obviously down to watch again!

I realize that none of you will read this, but I am on baby time today. I am still at home, but will be leaving shortly, but I will most definitely be a bit late. And I am sure that this will come as a surprise to no one.

It is frighteningly devoid of life in here. Did we get killed or somesing?

Yes. They were in a big fight with some fast moving, one-legged pirates. No one thought to try tripping them until it was too late. The party was killed. The only survivor was Rillanon. He went to get some waffles, and no one has heard from him since.

We're hoping for Saturday, Feb 26 so we can all get together and reroll some new characters.

We're all waiting for Zemmy to update so we can make snark.

So much for being a land owner.

You all realize the weekend of the 26th is pretty important of course...

Oh yeah... I think someone expires. Well, I don't have any plans ever. You guys figure it out.

I'm good for the weekend after. Can't do the weekend before. It's too bad Jay won't be around anymore after the weekend of the 26th to join us.