I'm sad it's not sold in crappy game stores, only the fine ones.

Just like I'm sure those overalls are sold at fine clothing stores everywhere.

I'm having serious issues with the 70s. Admittedly, I don't have first hand knowledge I can recall of the 70s, but I still find it hard to imagine in which they thought overalls on a ad like that happened to be a good idea.

70s adds are hilarious. Curly hair is totally the way to go. Jeans were like, bigger back then. I think the idea was, you're cool cause you don't give a fuck? It's hard to say.

But I like the yellow shirt and the blue jeans. He's like, my older brothers Mario and Luigi nabbed red and green, so goddamnit I was fucking left with YELLOW and also they went into a pipe and grew to 10 feet tall but all I have here is a shitty kitchen with all these goddamned virgins to play D&D with...


Also note sneakers.


Epic ad man, truly aces find.