I can't stop buying dice!

Today I found an excellent deal on Ebay! One full pound of Chessex dice, plus 2 sets of some other nifty colors.

What I will ever do with this many die is a mystery, but damn. They are just so pretty and stuff.

Jeebus!! "Pound-O-Dice". Your level of addiction is approaching Zem's. Maybe you can just start chucking them at the wizard every time he tries to make a party decision.

Excellent plan.


I want to cuddle that bag of dice.

I'm going to need to somehow fashion that bag of dice into a codpiece.

Unfortunately, there can be no cuddling of the bag (of dice) at this Saturday's session. They won't be here in time.

BTW, check out the ebay store. They also have 2 and 3 pound deals.

There's also a 7 pound bag. Oh my.

I am thinking about making a beanbag o dice.

We're going to need a NWS label on here.

I wasn't going there, but since you clearly drew that line with your "sword"... well, there is only one place to go.

Lower.

So I received an email about my order this morning. Basically they were out of the red and whatever other color for the two extra sets. They asked if blue and purple would be ok AND they wanted to give me a free d30 for "my" trouble.

I happily accepted this alternative (purple and blue are pretty too) and thanked them for the d30 offer. I also asked if they would throw in a discounted plastic die box instead of a d30.
My reason? "I really have no use for a d30"? Yeah, like I REALLY had a use for an entire extra pound of die in the first place?

Now seems inevitable I'm going to need to do something that requires a d30. And a pound of dice.

Looks like I am getting a d30 after all.

Mark, you now need to do something that requires a box. I am sure the rogue's mom won't mind.

ROFL.

I should have pushed you into a flying bowling ball.

Stupid evil gnomes.

Hey, he's a paranoid gnome. That doesn't make him evil.


Stealing from temples on a hold day... that makes someone evil.

It was for the good of the party. I'm basically Robin Hood.

Yeah, I remember that scene where Robin stole Friar Tuck's collection box and gave Little John enough to buy a few rounds. He's a hero!

Wasn't Friar Tuck in the band of merry men? I didn't steal from the PARTY, I stole from drunken revelers who were stupid enough to leave their collection boxes unguarded. [Ian]IDIOTS![/Ian]

You weren't exactly robbing Cardinal Richelieu or Rev Jesse Jackson. You robbed... Gandhi.

Fixed. Those fuckers, they had it coming.

Ok, you took the money Dell Tech Support donated to Gandhi. How's that for a compromise?

Yay, it doesn't sound as evil now!

Neither do women.

Yay, I can be evil and get away with it!

Suckers!

The "pound o dice" arrived yesterday. It is impressive and I will bring it along for the next session. You are all welcome to take your pick. The leftovers will be donated to Zem's existing "mountain o dice" effort.

Easy. Have him roll all the dice at once. Take out all the "1's" and add all the numbers up. Then take all the dice and roll them a second time. Take out all the highest numbers rolled on a dice (a d6 that rolled a "6".

Now take the first number and divide it by the second number to 10 significant figures.

Take the last number in the sequence and remove that amount from your charisma.

Then you get to add double that back if you can tell a girl that you bought a pound of dice and she thinks its sexy.

This must be witnessed by at least two people not in the party.

If you actually accomplish this, you actually must then take double the number off your charisma, because you obviously paid people to lie, and we don't appreciate your thinking that we would be so easily duped.

Oh, and we all get to throw a D30 at you for good measure.

That will teach you to think you can pull one over on us.

That's an awesome algorithm.

I really hope you all need some d12, d6, and a few d20s...

They have to color match my other sets.