Zem wrote:
November 21
Still in the temple trapped underground, the party began searching for the remaining three stones.
Well no, there was only ONE stone we were searching for. The others were guarded by strange folks with divine geas going on.
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They found where the students were keeping a rage drake as a pet
I was seriously curious as to whether he was the same "unalive" state as the others. Strangely, I didn't really feel up to checking!
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He offered them a special sword, and he defended himself with another. The fight was short, and the green fellow offered encouragement to Signy as she cut off his head. He then stepped aside, picked up his head, put it back on, and let them pass.
As nice as it was that we didn't have to REALLY kill him, we did, in the end, kill everything in here, and mostly it was for the greater good, but these folks were all innocent.
Even the DRACOLICH was innocent here.
Very good dungeon.
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Then they rudely surprised Alec, the Sun Brother, and took his red rose as well.
Mass Element Resist, you're so cool!
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With three stones, they headed to the priests' quarters. In the dark hallways in the back, they found Claven.
He scolded Eron for scoring with the cursed chicks. I guess you get opinionated when you sit around for 2,823,435 days.
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He was a priest in his potion lab, and by his side was some sort of demon cat named Kindin.
Who we also killed, I'll point out.
Claven was part skeleton and part normal. The walls and ceiling were marked as if he had been counting. More or less, this is what he had to say...
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Claven then said he has been secretly worshiping the Earthmother from over in the Moonshaes. Eron was kind enough to tell him that she too was dead, and Claven was startled but quickly offered prayers to Tymora.
I didn't know if it was right, but he seemed to have abandoned something like a paradise (or at least a better existence) for truth and all that implies- in his case, a horrid curse. So I figured he should hear that too.
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With all four stones, they headed to the sanctuary. Dorgham seemed pleased with their success, but when he turned into a dracolich it became obvious that he was not going to let them open the door in the floor. He seemed sad about it, but he just could not let them go. Fortunately, the party made him even more dead than he was before.
I'm not even sure if that was possible. It was a undead dragon form of a necromantically preserved cleric. That's a lot of undeath pointers.
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They opened the door and descended down a dark and damp stairway. Eventually they found a stone bowl with glowing blue water in it. They took it to the surface above and dumped it onto the sand.
Other options include:
1- Drink the water
2- Let the water evaporate
3- Pee in the bowl
4- Take the water and teleport it over the ocean, then dump it there. Alternately, a different desert.
(4) I selected as being the most likely to anger Zem. But sadly, Eron wouldn't do something like that, because the land being restored to the way it was before would help way more people than we do in a normal day.
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It was a hard and stinging rain that was loud when it hits armor. It wasn't long before the two robe-clad members of the party looked particularly ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure we pull that off more often than just in a massive rainstorm!
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With their mission completed, the party journeyed via magic to Candlekeep to meet again with Restis and Lankyforpot.
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Silverymoon is a city unlike any other. It is the merging of all that is best of elves, humans, and dwarves. Trees and caves make up as much of the city as the human's buildings, and they all flow together. The Knights in Silver defended the gate in the massive walls, but they were two elves and a dwarf. They hesitated to allow in the half drow, but eventually relented.
I still think I should have cast some spells. Like, fly. Oh, don't worry about her! You couldn't stop her anyway, she's a floaty-drow, of a breed that comes and goes with the changing winds. Truly, who can grasp the air?
Also, we have horses again! However, we still lack hover horses.
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The party got rooms at the Golden Oak and then set off for the Star Court. There they found the officer of records, Bernard Thatch. Bernard was clearly a better person than the members of the party. He was clear to point out all of their flaws.
I'd like to point out to the cleric that bestow curse can be a custom curse. You could, for instance, curse him to always stutter when in conversation. Or be impotent. Or have to read sitting upside down. All of these and more! Basically, as long as the curse is weaker or the same level as the ones in the book (all of which are brutal as hell), have fun!
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They didn't like Bernard much despite how he let them know of(sp) their faults.
We are pretty ungrateful!
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A four day journey brought them to the walled town of Hilltop backing up to the Nether mountains.
The map of Hilltop I forgot to print out.Very nice sir.
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They found that many of the people here were armed, and some were practicing fighting as if they were part of a militia.
Probably planning to attack Silverymoon. You can't trust those militias! The violet tend towards a loose organizational system.
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There were also quite a few more livestock in the central field than one might expect.
The violent tend towards vile acts, including bestiality.
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They found their way to the main building in the center of town. It served as council chambers, courthouse, watch headquarters, and the inn.
The violent tend towards integrated building philosophies.
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The inn was called Perky Peaks, and it was run by a one-armed man named Ford Nillen.
I had missed that in name, that's pretty good. I ran a game once years ago where the inn names were pretty normal, except for one country. EVERY inn in this country had a name like The Nun Fucker or The Shit Licking Horse Dick. The name didn't have to make ANY sense, as long as it was foul as hell. I greatly enjoyed making that list.
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Ford said that Fridmund was not around at the moment, but his son, Hinrik, was an apprentice blacksmith down the road.
At which point the party decided that even though I have a +20 in weaponsmithing, I must be bad at it. I think that's about as good as the rogue is at hiding, so I'd say it's pretty good.
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Hinrik told the party that a group of white dragons had been in the area, coming out every night to pick up livestock or people. This had been going on for about a month.
Guys, I think we should actually try to figure out, after we are done punching the dragons to death, what made them descend on a group of humanoids, who even the stupid white dragons should realize will eventually poke them with a lot of tiny sticks. Zem, are white dragons normally able to work together in your games, or is this unusual?
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Fridmund was the mayor of Hilltop, but he had lead 10 men up into the mountains.
Was the plan that after eating the first three, the dragons would be full? I expect to find 5 frozen low level dudes, frozen in little individual wads with to tasty bushes and tubers. Hungry Dragon frozen food, you know.
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They wanted to find where the dragons were coming from.
No, I think they wanted to die to cones of frost.
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The best bet would have been to be able to cause a cave in, trapping the dragons inside. He had even considered negotiating with the dragons.
Offer them a virgin each year, that's a popular one.
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The scene at the inn involved a man telling stories and singing to children before the older crowd came in later on. It turned out that the bard was Tyrone. He was very sweet to children, but he was a vulgar, unwashed, crazy fellow when not around the children.
I think this is my favorite NPC thus far.
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The party and Tyrone met at 10pm and went out to the fields. Around 1am the dragons came. It was a mother with four young.
Later, I thought that I should have taunted her in draconic when her whelps died.
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Tyrone dual-wielded bastard swords like a complete nutjob.
Yea everyone knows he should dual-wield spiked chains.
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the party decided not to follow the dark one's suggestion that they run immediately into the mountains to find the hoard he believes exists as if it's common knowledge that single mothers are rolling in money
I liked the plan where he was gonna do it at like 2 hit points.
Generally, I'm liking letting the fighter, monk, and rogue get down to about half life in any encounter. Then, when I'm sitting there with the spell layout of a 4th level wizard after casting all my big spells, there doesn't have to be a DEBATE about resting, it's just like, ok, up the rope trick, Signy in the middle, and I could polymorph the monk to have breasts if that'll help you guys get to sleep.
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Instead, they agreed to go back into Hilltop and plan and expedition for the following day. Tyrone was happy to be their guide. He has the makings of a fine NPC.
Yea, he does, he's pretty hilarious.
Eron doesn't like him much, which is even better.
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Whew. I hope I got everything.
You always forget the etheric sky snakes.